Hollywood Admits They Don't Know What They're Doing

years of
speculation Hollywood insiders finally revealed they have no idea
what's going on. The surprise announcement came on the heels of the
recent cancellation of several new television series and the low
office turnout for nearly a dozen supposed blockbusters this year. "For
years we tried to cover our ignorance by blaming the state of the
economy or the fickle
taste of the American public , but when it comes right down to it
none of us
really have any clue," said one Hollywood insider who spoke on
condition of anonymity. When asked if Hollywood would pass on the
reins to some city
that actually knew what it was doing the Hollywood insider
laughed heartily
and tookoff in his SUV with his 20 year old supermodel girl friend Tatiana.